"I cursed for three hours straight today just to get it out of my system, you dumb bitch!"
- Tracy Jordan (via store-bought-words)
(Source: squirrelflakes)
"If I drop a breadstick down my pants and say its all you can eat for the next half hour….is that sexual harasment??"
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actual tears streaming down my face
(Source: youtube.com, via blackmormon)
